President Obama's "Back to School" speech contains dangerous amounts of hope and inspiration: Republicans.

The controversial speech has been denounced by Republicans as "unnecessarily inspirational" and "disturbingly apolitical".

Washington D.C. - September 7th 2009

By David Sutherland for FakeNewsCartel.com

For decades, American public schools have oppressed and hindered the dreams of millions of children, dimming countless bright lights and inspiring a culture of mediocrity, and it looks like Republican leaders hope to keep it that way.

"There's no way that we should let our children be subjected to a presidential address in their schools" said a visibly irate Tim Pawlenty, the Governor of Minnesota.

Governor Pawlenty, who is rumored to be a Republican candidate for the 2012 presidential election, spoke out against Obama's "Back to School" speech that is set to air in classrooms across the nation today.

"This speech is an outrage," Pawlenty yelled to reporters, "and it's the absolute height of liberal arrogance to think that one man can inspire the American youth with a passionately delivered, well composed message that relates directly to their interests and needs."

Pawlenty wasn't the only politician upset with President Obama's speech, and Florida GOP Chairman Jim Greer expressed his concern with the controversial issue of inspiring children.

"Call me old fashioned, but I don't think the government should be interfering with our children and telling them that they can accomplish anything if they work hard and study," Pawlenty said. "Children should have the right to chose the ways in which they acquire inspiration, and they should not be forced to deal with the public option that President Obama clearly supports."

"When I was in 12th grade, President Reagan instilled in me real American values, namely that Russia was evil, and crack-heads were going to kill us all, and I turned out all right."

Spokespersons for both Pawlenty and Greer said that the two are traveling to Washington to support their constitutional right to bear arms during President Obama's primetime speech to congress about health care reform.

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